And it is very healthy too!
If every morning you do it as a transcendental meditation...
...just when you get up,
first thing, repeat the mantra 'Fuck you' : five times.
It clears your throat too!
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Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:
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Ignorance: |
Fucked if I know. |
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Trouble: |
I guess I am fucked now! |
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Fraud: |
I got fucked at the used car lot. |
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Aggression: |
Fuck you! |
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Displeasure: |
What the fuck is going on here? |
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Difficulty: |
I can't understand this fucking job. |
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Incompetence: |
He is a fuck-off. |
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Suspicion: |
What the fuck are you doing? |
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Enjoyment: |
I had a fucking good time. |
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Request: |
Get the fuck out of here. |
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Hostility: |
I'm going to knock your fucking head off. |
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Greeting: |
How the fuck are you? |
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Apathy: |
Who gives a fuck? |
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Innovation: |
Get a bigger fucking hammer. |
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Surprise: |
Fuck! You scared the shit out of me! |
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Anxiety: |
Today is really fucked. |
The Most Interesting Word in the English Language
One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word `fuck'.
It is a magical word.
Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
In language it falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb,
both transitive, "John fucked Mary,"
and intransitive, "Mary was fucked by John",
and as a noun, "Mary is a fine fuck."
It can be used as an adjective, "Mary is fucking beautiful."
As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of fuck.
