Q:     What is your date of birth?
A:     July fifteenth.
Q:     What year?
A:     Every year.

Q:     This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A:     Yes.
Q:     And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A:       I forget.
Q:     You forget.

         Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Q:     How old is your son, the one living with you.
A:     Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q:     How long has he lived with you?
A:     Forty-five years.

Q:     What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A:     He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q:     And why did that upset you?
A:     My name is Susan.

Q:     And where was the location of the accident?
A:     Approximately milepost 499.
Q:     And where is milepost 499?
A:     Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

Q:     Sir, what is your IQ?
A:     Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

Q:     So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A:     Yes.
Q:     And what were you doing at that time?

Q:     Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A:     No.
Q:     Did you check for blood pressure?
A:     No.
Q:     Did you check for breathing?
A:     No.
Q:     So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A:     No.
Q:     How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A:     Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q:     But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A:     Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
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