Let's Reinforce a Few

National Stereptypes

There are eleven beautiful deserted islands
in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 New Zealand nen and 1 New Zealand woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle on nowhere,
                                                                               the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man fot the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together having loads of sex.

The German woman has a strict weekly schedule when she alternates with the two German men.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide,
while the American woman keeps on bitching about the necessity of fulilment,
the aqual division of hausehold chores,
how her last boyfriend treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving.
But at lest the taxes are low and it is not raining.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.

The two Australian men beat each other senseless for the Australian woman,
who is checking out all the men on the other islands, after calling them "bloody wankers".

One New Zealand man is having sex with the new Zealand woman, the other iwi is searching the island for sheep.

The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South to make hem feel more at home, and by setting up a distillery.
They do not emember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of cocount whiskey,
but they are satisfied that at least "those English bastards" are not getting any.

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