LUST
When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
LOVE
When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE
When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.
LUST
When intercourse is called "screwing"
LOVE
When intercourse is called "making love"
MARRIAGE
When Intercourse is a town in Pannsylvania.
LUST
When you steal everything they own.
LOVE
When you share everything you own.
MARRIAGE
When the bank owns everything.
LUST
When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
LOVE
When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE
When... uh... what's climax?
LUST
When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
LOVE
When you phone each other just to say, "Hi".
MARRIAGE
When you phone each other to bitch about work.
LUST
When all you write is your phone number.
LOVE
When you write poems about your partner.
MARRIAGE
When all you write is checks.
LUST
When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all around.
LOVE
When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.
MARRIAGE
When you're only concern is what's on TV.
LUST
When you only see each other naked.
LOVE
When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
MARRIAGE
When you never see each other awake.
LUST
When your groin twitches every time you see them.
LOVE
When your heart flutters every time you see them.
MARRIAGE
When your wallet empties every time you see them.
LUST
When the song on the radio determides how you do it.
LOVE
When all the songs on the radio describe exectly how you feel.
MARRIAGE
When you listen to talk radio.
LUST
When stayling together is someday you try not to think about.
LOVE
When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE
When just getting through the day is your only though.
LUST
When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
LOVE
When you're only interested in doing things WITH your partner.
MARRIAGE
When you're only interested in YOUR golf score.
LUST
When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.
LOVE
When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.
MARRIAGE
When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.
LUST
You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
LOVE
You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.
MARRIAGE
You only leave the house when you're allowed.
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