Four Catholic ladies were having coffee...

The first Catholic woman tells friends:

" My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room,
everyone calls him 'Father' "

The second Catholic woman chirps,

" My son is a bishop.
Whenever he walks into a room,
the people call him 'Your Grace' "

This trith Catholic crone says,

" My son is a cardinal.
Whenever he walks into a room,
people say 'Your Eminence'. "

The fourth Catholic woman continued sipping her coffee in silence.

The first three woman give her this subtle:

" Well .........?! "

" My son is a gorgeous, 6'2'' hard bodied stripper.
When he walks into a room,
people say,
'Oh, My God ...!' "

Cetiri katolicke majke sjedile su uz kavu i nastojale impresionirati jedna drugu naglasavajuci vaznost njihovih sinova.

Prva je rekla:

„Moj sin je svecenik. Kad on udje u sobu, ljudi mu se obracaju sa:
'Oče' "

Druga je rekla:

„Zgodno. Ali moj sin je biskup. Kada on udje u sobu ljudi mu se obracaju sa:
'Vasa uzoritosti' "

Treca je majka ponosno rekla:

„Ne zelim ispasti umisljena, ali moj sin je kardinal. Kada on udje u sobu ljudi mu se obracaju sa:
'Vasa preuzvisenosti' "

Cetvrta je mirno ispijala svoju kavu.

Ostale tri su je pogledale iscekujuci.

Na koncu ona rece:

„Moj sin je predivan, 1.95 m visok, misicav striptizer.
Kada on udje u sobu svima zastane dah u grlu i kazu:
'O, moj Boze!' "

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