Things You''ll never hear men say ...

1.   I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.

2.   No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.

3. Her tits are just too big.

4.   Sometimes I just want to be held.

5.   That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.

6.   Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.

7. We haven't been to the mall for ages,
     let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.

8. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place.

9.   It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.

10.   Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons?

11.   I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.

12.   I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juce with a lemon twist.

13.   Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.

14.   I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that
her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed?
Maybe I should tell her.

15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.

16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines.
I don't look at them any more.

17. I understand.

18.   This movie has too much nudity.

19.   Damn, we're late for church!

20.   No, I don't want to see your sister's tits.

21.   Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.

22.   Put some panties on for Christ's sake.

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