Compelling evidence about Jesus

 

      THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

       

      1.       His first name was Jesus

      2.       He was bilingual

      3.       He was always being harassed by the authorities

       

       

      THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS BLACK:

       

      1.       He called everybody "brother"

      2.       He liked Gospel

      3.       He couldn't get a fair trial

       

       

      THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS JEWISH:

       

      1.       He went into his father's business

      2.       He lived at home until he was 33

      3.       He was sure his Mother was a virgin,
               and his Mother was sure he was God

       

       

      THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

       

      1.       He talked with his hands

      2.       He had wine with every meal

      3.       He worked in the building trades

       

       

      THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:

       

      1.       He never cut his hair

      2.       He walked around barefoot

      3.       He started a new religion

       

       

      THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS IRISH:

       

      1.       He never got married

      2.       He was always telling stories

      3.       He loved green pastures

       

       

      ( And now the MOST Compelling "EVIDENCE" : )

       

       

       

      THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS A WOMAN:

       

      1.       He had to feed a crowd,
               at a moments notice when there was no food.

      2.       He kept trying to get the message
               across to bunch of men who just didn't get it

      3.       Even when he was dead,
               he had to get up because there was more work to be done.

 

 

 


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